I bought this awesome book from Barnes and nobles called Zobmondo. It’s freakin insane! It’s like a desicion making book. For example:

“Would you rather have a Slurpee headache for 12 hours OR diahreah for 12 hours?”   And..

“Would you rather be caught masturbating by your mother, or catch your mother masturbating?”

Weird, no? It also has these jokes and facts…

“The average American has sex 1.7 times a week.”  Point SEVEN?! What the hell?!

“A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all competed in a breaststroke swimming race in the ocean. The brunette reached shore after 10 hours and won. The redhead reached shore minutes after and won second place. The blonde staggered onto shoe 4 hours later. The worried crowd began to question, “why’d you take so long?” The blonde replied, “I don’t mean to be a sore loser but I think those other girls were using their arms.” LMAO